Porsche CGT wreck : theTHROTTLE

Author: Rick | November 14, 2011 | In: High-Res, Porsche, Wrecks

etcrr

what an asshole
gdm426

what the hell? that douche was smiling & laughing too, what a tool
obv. TRLL

it was just a car and he can buy another one.
A2_tha_MFK

Mid life crisis, the car, the tight shirt reveling man-boobs, the jeans, the belt & matching neck lace and the fake tan to top it all off, grow up!
asas

tha guy is a german prince of duchoubag-country….he lives in Monaco and throws his money away, nevertehelss he annoys the rest of us wiht his presence in TV and magazines…
CDW

Wow, not only a CGT, but a Gemballa model. Kill him with fire.

Rick

correct on the Gemballa and I hope the last photo pretty much summed-up my feelings

Mike

Looks like he wrecked it on the Paul Ricard Test Track in France. He must have REALLY screwed up because that track has a TON of runoff area almost everywhere.
Brosef Yosef

No driving dick.
jay

That'll buff right out!
Paul

Seriously, that's barely a "wreck". Just some cosmetic work and it'll be fine. The dude DOES look like a king douche, though.

Mikerhinos

Well, even if we're only counting the cosmetic work, there's surely more than 20.000$ of body parts and wheels/tires…and i personally can assure that to break a wheel you have to break or bend quantity of parts that you can't see (triangles, arms etc…).

Rick

the price of the Gemballa up-grade is around 350K plus price of CGT, maybe you define wreck a bit different than I do…although I'm sure this German Prince can afford it
Muadieb

You have to also take into consideration that the force needed to bend and break these parts (the exhaust, wheels, and suspension) would transfer to what they're connected to and cause more damage than just what you see on the exterior.
Smitty

Yup, he's pretty much boned. You don't just 'fix' cars like these. You replace the broken parts outright. He's going to need new wheels & tires on all four corners, full suspension rebuild, all new exhaust line, nearly the entire body replaced… hopefully he didn't bottom it out when he slid, because he'll have smashed the oil pan and run the engine without oil.

It will probably be an insurance write-off, IF his insurance will cover 'general douchbaggery.'

DrLeppiwinks

#10 i think the fact he's wearing women's sized jeans and t shirt limited his ability to drive
Mike

Cut and Dry – Douchbag!
sominu

That's Markus Prince of Anhalt. He got adopted by Frederic Prince of Anhalt (who got adopted….). Need I say more? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Prinz_von_Anh… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A9d%C3%A9ric_P…
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basic

*Yawn*…. Meh, it's insured.

saffer@gmail.com

If my son looked like him then i would kill him too.
http://twitter.com/soyelawelo @soyelawelo

stupid motherfu$#er!!!
Edaea_Sinid

#2 Gay and douche. A new breed gives birth to the end of humanity as we know it.
DrROBOTO

didnt know they made shirts in extra small…
bowiehockey55

ill still take it off his hands…
bse35

I am not a fan of corporal punishment, but this man needs discipline in the wirst way. He has no respect for value. make him poor for a year. He would learn the value of a Deutsche Mark

….

no it is not just a car…..
whodoube

Every one of you would 'risk' douch-dome for an opportunity to take advantage of the resources this guy has. He's having the fun you want to have and your only recourse is judgement. fuck him? He's the one that couldn't give less of a fuck. I'll go even further. Had I the choice to hang with this 'douche' or with a crew of commentators, I'd take a day with a douche.
mortalcombatxxx

it's a fucking carrera GT!!!!