If you’re not first, you’re last (19 photos)

Nice pics!

My friend has SHK&BKE as his license plate too

#19 please

I like to think of Jesus like he's singing lead vocals at a Led Zeppelin concert and I'm totally drunk in the front row.

Well let me just quote the late, great Colonel Sanders. He said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

"Hi I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you're searching for the perfect gift for that special person . i have the answer, JACK HAWK 9000, available at Wal-Mart."

#9 "We like to have a lot of laughs on the racetrack, but today we wanna talk about something serious: Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities…"