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Some people take way too much pride in their spoilers (20 Photos)

Author: Bob | August 16, 2010 | In: FUNNY, Lemons

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St.Christopher

1st
josh

the one on the subaru is a stock prodrive piece

Jaxk

I was gonna say that one looked pretty sweet.
hypoluxa

only a douche would know that.

frypod

only a douche what call someone a douche for knowing about cars. douche.

Randy

#12 has two spoilers. I wonder if they're both stock. Since having one is almost certainly overkill, maybe having two will balance it out?

Zadkiel

The upper one is supposed to help with airflow over the rear. So to answer your question, yes they are both stock.

Beau

Anyone catch the subtitle below 15? Pretty slick there, fellas. Pretty slick. I see what you did there.

B-rad

The Tits kinda distract from the subtitle! went right past that shit!

MohRon

The STi can.
ImPolish

The subie wing looks stock. Could of added the 2 diffusers though.

DC Tur

#12 is definitely stock, with the two braces in the center added, if anything, it made it nicer. Still ugly as all hell though. Great car terrible fin

frypod

It's true, people rice out their cars for the "cool" factor, when in reality they will never race them so they won't have need for them.
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#12 is the standard Spoiler..

Randy

Standard with two spoilers? I see what you did there…

top dog

Now what the hell is that suppose to be in #2 and #20? Thats just ridicules.

Randy

#2 is clearly a high-dive platform, as this car is normally parked next to a swimming pool.
#20 isn't used in car form, but when it transforms into a giant robo-train, that part is moved to the front and is used to push cows off of the tracks.
pat curtis

its the new trend

Randy

If anything, a spoiler will add drag to your car… so the bigger the wing, the slower the car (when compared to the exact same car without a spoiler)…

pants

Obviously you don't know dick about cars

Jason

obviously you don't know dick, adding a spoiler does not make you faster, it helps maintain traction on the rear tires… by use of air pushing down on the spoiler… thus making it less aerodynamic and increasing wind resistance. Please educate yourself before commenting on issues.

its_forge

LOL no auto professional I have ever spoken to will admit that a spoiler will do anything at all for a car that doesn't go at least 125 miles per hour. Frankly those things are stupid and useless and should all come with giant flags that say I'M AN IGNORANT DOUCHE.

Jase

Apparently your car doesn't do 125. Stock STis can hit the governer (155mph) easily. Re-chipped and a few mods, you are up to 170.

its_forge

LOL and exactly how often do you get to go 125? I drive my car 30 miles down the turnpike to the office and back; it goes from zero on the ramp to 80 on the highway in a few seconds. And it drives and handles quite comfortably at 80. It's a stock Civic sedan and it has no spoiler, not even a tiny one. You might get to go 125 on a track once a week or once a month, for three or four minutes, and the rest of the time you look like a f***ing jackass with a tanning bed on your trunk. I'll pass.

mohRon

Increasing downforce to the rear tires increases grip, and decreases slip. It does nothing for a FWD car, but assists RWD/AWD cars.

Timmy

MOAR Up force!!!
zzzz

could someone help me find the spoiler in #15??
mattyice

whoever said a spoiler cant make you car faster, read a book, it reduces drag exiting the rear of the car and evens out the air flow, much like the dimples on a golf ball. so, sorry, but you lose
its_forge

Probably half the people in this pictorial (along with mattyice above me here) probably think those stupid things actually do anything at all to make the car drive better, unless the car goes over 150 miles per hour. Like I said above they may as well all have banners on them that say I AM A DOUCHE WITH A TINY PENIS.

3mahoney

So you're saying that everyone that takes their car to the track and puts a wing on the back (maybe not as big as some of these, but a wing none the less) must have a tiny penis? I have a 240z and I am thinking about investing in a rather small spoiler, does that mean I have a small penis? No, it means I want faster times around the track because my 240 is about as friendly with the wind as a brick.

But really, these guys pictured above (expect for the STI) are all ass clowns.

its_forge

Hmm, it's possible it would help out if you're going real fast around a track, but the guys on Car Talk always laugh out loud whenever anyone brings up spoilers. A *little* spoiler can make the car look nice of course.

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what everyone is forgetting is that a rear spoiler dosent do anything unless its a RWD car….

its_forge

Totally this. And how many of these are RWD????

Malacoda

#5 for sure and possibly #9 are from Manitoba.

anon

#9 Is from Saskatchewan. They need that aerodynamic boost when they haul their cultivators down the side of the highway.

vonbrown

#9 is definitely Saskatchewan (look at the plate). I guess they need something for their sisters to hold on to while inbreeding.

Malacoda

there's a counting to 13 joke somewhere in there as well….

marik0

#12 – That one is not added, the Subaru WRX STI version has that spoiler from factory, the WRX only version has a smaller one. So …
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looks like entries in the 24 hours of LeMons.
ShadowCorp

Ok, a couple of these such as the Subaru and Lambo (if anyone even noticed the Lambo, it took me a couple of tries) look nice and functional. But most of these, shameful. And why the hell do you want a rear wing that has more lift and down force then a wing on a 747…. on a FWD car? Guess they missed the part of, (traction) since rear wings on RWD cars help keep those tires firmly planted, not lift them off the ground.
vince

The wooden ones are funny- you know the owners know it's a joke. It's the moronic looking ones that people paid hundred$ for that is sad.
james

The Subaru is stock and is quite functional. That car is amazing.
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#9 Did you pinch that seat from someones garden?
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